the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
(via she-was-a-teenage-corpse)
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: battasenpai, via bed-bath-and-beyonce)
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”accurate.
(via psychara)
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo, via plant-sex)
| What if you had a choice between bestiality, coprophilia or necrophilia? | |
| Wednesday 13: | I’d probably go for necrophilia. |
| And where would you choose to bed the dead? | |
| Wednesday 13: | I’d take the corpse to a KFC. The scent of fried food would cover the smell of decomposure. And I could buy a family bucket beforehand, then if the stiff was ugly, empty out the chicken and put it over her face. |